So I am using a bus for the first time in months and I've been on for 30 seconds and I'm already pissed off. I had a can in my hand, it was empty. I get on the bus and the driver is like you have to get rid of that. I'm like, its empty? He says get off, get rid of it. So I say ok are going to be here for a few seconds? (I am at the bus loop at metrotown) and he says yes. I say ok I will brb ill just go put this in recycling. So I get off and the fucker drives away!!! Like how rude is that.

I think I'm going to do everything in my power to never have to deal with this on a daily basis ever. Fuck. Assholes everywhere, ill take my bike, thanks!

nibs. covered in chocolate. someone left them in the NOC. i waited almost my entire shift before i gave in to the curiosity, but...what a gloriously processed sugar saturated concept.

dave shared this with me today. i'm not sure which makes it funnier, the horribly over zealous exaggerations or the fact that despite the bias it's more or less completely accurate.

I GOT THE TIME OFF FOR SHAMBALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wooot woot! did i mention this is awesome? august 5th-10th hellz yeah! also did i mention my boss is rad, because he rearranged the schedules so not only do i get the time off, i only have to take TWO days vacation to do so? so far this summer i have ELEVEN days of vacation and i've only had to use FOUR vacation days to achieve this. fuck i love my job!!! 

so yeah... dunno how im getting there yet, but i am not worried... psychedelic nerd fairies ahoy! also some of the bear crew will be coming as well, as mr longwalk has a set this year! it's a kinda shitty set, but we will all be there flailing and then the fools at shambala who gave him the thursday afternoon set will be like, wtf! why is he not on fractal on friday night?? but it will be fun to have some of those boys along as well, as they are fun to party with and i believe them in combination with winnipeg boy crew (komus+ the like) could potentially equal extremely debaucherous hilarity.

I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL MY MANGS!!!!!!!one I MISS AND LUV U ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ps I ALSO LOVE SUMMER 
pps SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLugssteppin

only 18 more days until SOUNDWAVE! super duper stoked, yes m'am!

super happy that cayley_jane is coming... it's gonna be attack of the psychedelic nerd fairies!!!  what about you, kimlett ?? low_ra ?? and pooooooo sciencequeen ... i wish you were coming! but i know how it goes, there's just too much awesomeness to attend to sometimes.

[yeah this is my official name dropping post of the year, haha. LOOK HOW MANY LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS I HAS!!!!11one]

cay and i are hoping to GET AWN DA BUS, aka a big blue party bus coming from kelowna. i hope hope hope he's still got room cuz that ride sounds like puttin the ass back in klass. i'm really looking forward to camping super minimallly and just CHILLIN THE FUCK OUT. please please please please weather be beautiful!! 

things to do before soundwave!

get:
small ass sleeping bag
thermarest
big backpack??? 

do:
make buttons

WOW life is swell when you SIMPLIFY.

PS. I WISH ALL MANGIES IN THE UNIVERSE COULD COME!!! i luv u all and miss u and CANT WAIT TO SEE U. (the shambala post is next)

Its midnight and I am out in a field barefoot in snug overalls listening to hard nrg and practicing poi.

Hahahaha past serra is happy future serra hasn't sold out.

Ps I has a treat for all the old school dj pixil fans!

Stay tuned.

click click click to download my new mix!!!

inspired by this series of paintings by one of my favorite artists, tara mcphereson. i find her work very inspiring in the fact that she obviously paints for herself and doesn't seem to be trying to impress anyone, and in doing so, her work is FUCKING FANTASTIC. she also paints dispondent looking naked women way better than i ever will, and for that she gets mad props from me, in mixt form.

i made this mix pretty much entirely for myself with the expectations that its likely going to confuse or scare most people. usually i try to "be nice" and it just doesnt seem as genuine..... so i decided to make a mix totally for myself, not to impress friends or promoters, and i think the final result is awesome. there's a couple mixes that are a little wonky but whatever, it's all live and YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TURN IT UP.

please, listen to in your car / ipod / kitchen / trolling area as loud as possible. and if you enjoy, even better!

also the new name MODEMGIRL or m0d3mgrrrrr1 is tribute to the nerdy boys and girls who used to hook up with modemgirls and boys on the old bbs's. RESPEK TO DA MODEMGRRRLZ

i've got a ticket to go see the prodigy / crystal method / kaskade show in SEATTLE on SATURDAY. i'm suddenly super broke and don't think i can make it, so ticket is up for grabs.

i got it at the early bird price of 55 USD which i realized while looking at my visa yesterday came out to 93 CDN thanks to exhange rate and our wonderful friends at TICKETBASTARD. so it would be awesome if i could get that much for it (tickets are waaaay more now) but make me an offer. but no, sorry guy on craigslist you can't have it for $15. if i can't get something reasonable for it it i will just go myself (its going to be a rediculously awsome show!!!)

on the other hand.. anyone going that has room for a stow-away? i'm not a sketchbag (at least not in the bad way) and i have somewhere to stay, i just don't feel like forking out all the cash to take the train down there.

comments here or to serra dot jay at gmailz dot calm !

yeah. ok. i need some fucking air miles or a rich benefactor.




OH YEAH they're coming to PORTLAND on JUNE 12TH. COME ON JNEL!! LETS GO GET SHPONGLED

for those who havent come seaballing, you really should. bike rave!

tonight i'm supposed to hang out with a friend but i kind of just want to go home and hide from everyone. SERRA TIME = FUN TIME. i think i am going to have trouble ever living with someone else again. i LOVE living by myself.



im making paul listen to shpongle today. are you shpongled?


ummm i had a point. oh yeah things to do on time off:

tonight
- get rid of more clothes i don't wear

***NOTE***
text / come by tomorrow if you want to pilfer/peruse, i will be getting rid of a LOT of "work" appropriate clothes and other nice stuff that i just don't wear. like LOTS. i have waaaaaay too much clothing that NEVER gets worn)
***********

monday
- deal with INSURANCE / change addresses / hunt down TAX SHIT
- try out that yoga studio
- MIXMIXMIXMIXMIXMIXMIXMIXMIXMIX
- think about FESTIVAL PLANS / COSTUMES

tuesday
- meeting with investorman at 2pm
- bike bike bike

do you think calvin klein would ever make a scent called 'death?' just think... it could be like DEATH... by calvin klein

hormones, more like WHORE-MOANS.  shit, shit, damn, FUCK! that was more a quote from true blood than anything. i feel weird.

in other news: my job involves supervision of really, really big batteries. kinda like this:



i don't have to do much with them, but i do have to assist with tests sometimes. to make sure they are working, so if the power goes out, all the servers don't die. today the dc manager sent us this video. can't wait until my next battery test!!

thanks to toxico for this. you made my fucking morning.

i dreamed about...

dead kittens
suburbass
swimming the ocean
tribal people


huh

ahhhh ok i feel less insane. stupid hormones.

oh hai did i mention MY NEW BED IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME?!?!? 
its sooooooooooo comfy and BIG and FIRM and mmmmmmmmmmm i have a lot of trouble getting out of it in the morning. SOOO nice after however many years of sleeping on free / miscellaneous hand me down beds. i want to go to there, now.

also: just over a week until i get to rejoin my species as a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT. yes that's right, im moving to nights! everyone seems to think it's going to make me crazy, but i am optimistic. no more getting up in the morning, and i'm pretty good at dealing with weird sleep patterns. i has practice, no, i'm a professional.

this is funny. i love my generation sometimes.

Moving is done. I live off "the drive" now (think osboure village). Its neat, sooooo much good food so close to me now. Omg... I finally live in a "neighbourood" again. Cool.

Just wondering: is all this facial hair just a part of getting older?? Not on me, but guys my age now seem to think pervert mustaches are cool. I'm starting to wonder if its a fad, or do all guys eventually go through a phase where they grow these rediculous muschaches? Maybe I'm just on the 99 and its full of hipsters?

I'm reading karoac agaim, it it makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE as an adult.

Also my newst mix involes ac slater vs caspa. For those that nose, I hope youy find this as hilarious as I do. But its in the "I don't care what other people think" mix so we'll see.

Ps transit still sucks.

i want to live here

a friend asks: I wonder... if you lived there and dropped LSD... would it make everything normal?
i said: this is what it's like inside my head... all the time
guy i work with said: how do you ever get any work done?!?!